Realizing You’re Into Your Best Friend
by Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley
special talents: eating while watching hannibal
do you ever just think about
queer people have existed in every single part of history
whatever part of history you like best, there were queer people in it
queer people making out in ancient egypt by the pyramids
queer people not fitting into the gender binary under empress wu during the tang dynasty
queer people getting really excited about rainbows in aztec tenochtitlan
queer people, motherfucker
there’s just something about wearing a black tank top and tight dark jeans that makes you feel like you can take over the world and kick some ass
my panties have this lil pocket and?? why is it there what does it want wHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT IN IT
and then there’s
which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing
yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever
In case you like troubling news delivered with a side of cute pictures.
i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john? you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”
Caption: Here’s George Zimmerman – whose only claim to fame is killing an unarmed black teen–signing autographs at a gun show. @JustinWolfers.